Thought Experiments Gone Wrong

She never wrote back ;(

Tue, 15 May 2012 23:29:17 -0700

She never wrote back ;(

Bumper Stickers for Crazy People

Thu, 12 Apr 2012 20:08:21 -0700

Bumper Stickers for Crazy People

Do it. You know you want to.

Sat, 24 Mar 2012 17:45:47 -0700

Do it. You know you want to.

A Statement From The Leprechaun Liberation Army

Sun, 18 Mar 2012 01:52:21 -0700

A Statement From The Leprechaun Liberation Army:

It’s that time of the year again. It’s time to break out your old shamrock-shaped glasses and your great-grandpa’s shillelagh, or as you may know it, the stick he used to hit you with if you didn’t bring him his “angry juice” quick enough.

natashaleggero: Click on pic to see pilot for Adult Swim with...

Fri, 09 Mar 2012 22:04:33 -0800

natashaleggero:

Click on pic to see pilot for Adult Swim with Bob Odenkirk.

March Madness

Thu, 01 Mar 2012 09:22:04 -0800

March Madness:

First, a brief disclaimer. This post isn’t about basketball.

Disappointed?

I’m willing to bet that you are not half as disappointed as I was when I found out “March Madness” didn’t refer to the perennial return of the Laughing Sickness brought about by the thawing of stagnant marsh waters in the spring.

Fatty Fat Fat Tuesday

Tue, 21 Feb 2012 09:11:01 -0800

Fatty Fat Fat Tuesday:

I made the horrible mistake of combining my Presidents’ Day celebration with Mardi Gras. Taft won the wet t-shirt competition.

President's Day

Mon, 20 Feb 2012 13:42:48 -0800

President's Day:

Nothing beats watching Harrison Ford beat up Gary Oldman playing a fanatical Communist bent on returning to the glory days of Stalin’s Soviet Union. Nothing beats that. Unless of course, you watch the movie while wearing a dapper top hat, cummerbund and bow tie.

areasofmyexpertise: Signs of RAGNAROK: The Ancient and...

Wed, 04 Jan 2012 19:12:05 -0800

areasofmyexpertise:

Signs of RAGNAROK:

The Ancient and Unspeakable Ones come for Ziggy.

Hat tipped to the great Comics Curmudgeon: http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/joshreads/~3/01oHaK9bC-A/

That is all

The Full Story of What Happened to Angelo Bowers and Josh Adam Meyers

Tue, 03 Jan 2012 21:57:00 -0800

The Full Story of What Happened to Angelo Bowers and Josh Adam Meyers:

eliolsberg:

I offered him a guest drop-in spot at next Tuesday’s Performance Anxiety and it was to be his last set before he left Los Angeles for a little while. A few hours later, Josh and Angelo were driving and they were struck by a drunk driver. Josh is in the hospital and Angelo is no longer with us.

New Year

Tue, 03 Jan 2012 10:51:14 -0800

New Year:

It’s a new year, which means… well, alright. Let’s admit it. It basically means nothing, except that now we have to remember to write the new year on your checks. Who am I kidding? Does anyone still use checks?

Resolutions for the Apocalypse

Tue, 03 Jan 2012 10:03:12 -0800

Resolutions for the Apocalypse:

In case you missed it, here are my resolutions for the end of the world. It’s a little something to look forward to on your first day back to work. You can thank me by joining my army of desperate warriors.

Resolutions for the Apocalypse

Sat, 31 Dec 2011 17:49:52 -0800

Resolutions for the Apocalypse:

Here are some resolutions to help you survive and thrive in a post-apocalyptic world.

Islas, party of one. Your new year is ready.

Sat, 31 Dec 2011 15:25:23 -0800

Islas, party of one. Your new year is ready.

New Year's Resignations

Tue, 27 Dec 2011 13:45:33 -0800

New Year's Resignations:

Take this week to look back at the trail of broken promises and shattered hopes from 2010, before you foolishly start making new promises to yourself that you know you’ll never keep.

Shopping

Sat, 24 Dec 2011 16:07:00 -0800

Shopping:

It is rare in this country that the thin veneer of civilization, that precious and frail illusion that keeps us from acting on our more brutal and baser impulses, falls away.

Exercise

Tue, 20 Dec 2011 12:32:22 -0800

Exercise:

So, I’m something like four or five days behind my Advent blogging. I’m not going to bother catching up.

Disappointed?

Well, ‘tis the season. Nothing says Christmas like constant disappointment and a lingering sense that nothing, including yourself, will ever live up to your expectations, even though you’ve consistently and steadily lowered your expectations each year of your short life. Apparently, they are still too high for whatever scanty set of tools ~~I’m~~ you’re working with.

Compliments

Thu, 15 Dec 2011 17:25:00 -0800

Compliments:

Look, I’ve got my fair share of issues, but I like to think that over the years, I’ve ~~built up massive defenses of alternating layer of detached irony, arrogance and anger~~ dealt with them. Like for instance, a conversation like this a few years ago would’ve stuck with me. It would’ve bounced around in my head, becoming louder and louder, like in an echo chamber. I would’ve overthought it, paced about it and talked about it a lot. Nowadays, I’d never do anything like that because I’m mature, confident and self-assured… right? RIGHT?!

Angry Dance

Tue, 13 Dec 2011 10:52:00 -0800

Angry Dance:

I have an angry dance. It happens when my heart fills so full of bilious hate that it overflows into the rest of my body and I begin to convulse rhythmically like some gyrating rage puppet.

ladouchebag: I’m sure he’d get it on a glamor plate if he...

Tue, 13 Dec 2011 10:50:50 -0800

ladouchebag:

I’m sure he’d get it on a glamor plate if he could. I need to believe he would.